i want to be a drug addicted rabbi pornographer when i grow up
— themajesticbim (via lollllsummer69)
themajesticbim replied to your quote: Did you know that some people think the Holocaust…
y u tag me as slut?You’re shitting me right?
no. im not a slut.
Did you know that some people think the Holocaust was racially motivated?
— themajesticbim (via lollllsummer69)
Facial hair increases a man’s attractiveness by 100%
Y U TALKIN BOUT ME GURL?
(со страницы lollllsummer69)
Are you Al-Qaeda? Because you’re hijacking my heart
— themajesticbim (via lollllsummer69)
ZOMG skyping with a whore right now.
same
Dear White People
When you try to tan so much to get darker than my dad, you don’t look cute - you look like a leather handbag and you have a funky glow.
We can tell it’s unnatural, we can tell you’ve almost guaranteed your start to skin cancer. Plus, it’s just weird.
*”you” is being represented by Paris Hilton.
lost-and-delirious asked: you're definitely one of the most interesting people i've ever seen.
WHY THANK YOU :P



