i want to be a drug addicted rabbi pornographer when i grow up — themajesticbim (via lollllsummer69)

my innocent mind is being polluted

lollllsummer69:

themajesticbim replied to your quote: Did you know that some people think the Holocaust…

y u tag me as slut?

 You’re shitting me right?

no. im not a slut.

Did you know that some people think the Holocaust was racially motivated? — themajesticbim (via lollllsummer69)
asker

Аноним asked: how old are you

16/17 mofo

lollllsummer69:

Facial hair increases a man’s attractiveness by 100%

Y U TALKIN BOUT ME GURL?

(со страницы lollllsummer69)

Are you Al-Qaeda? Because you’re hijacking my heart — themajesticbim (via lollllsummer69)

lollllsummer69:

Eaves dropping on Jon and his mom, awkies.

my mom is a pimp

ZOMG skyping with a whore right now.

same

Dear White People

atelophobiclife:

When you try to tan so much to get darker than my dad, you don’t look cute - you look like a leather handbag and you have a funky glow.

We can tell it’s unnatural, we can tell you’ve almost guaranteed your start to skin cancer. Plus, it’s just weird.

*”you” is being represented by Paris Hilton.

asker

Аноним asked: are you promiscuous?


no lol.

asker

lost-and-delirious asked: you're definitely one of the most interesting people i've ever seen.

WHY THANK YOU :P

shaveitforthebedro0m:

trophyvibes:

stophannertime:

wot.

What is this

can i adopt him

wtf? Is this some sort of sick joke?

shaveitforthebedro0m:

trophyvibes:

stophannertime:

wot.

What is this

can i adopt him

wtf? Is this some sort of sick joke?

(со страницы mermaidology)